A ditty for our times... Hear me perform "Pandemic Times" on YouTube.
Verse:
I haven't showered in a week, I'm eating loads of carbs,
I'm getting fatter as we speak, so easy on the barbs
I'm not the girl I used to be; there's so much more of me now,
But I'll make it somehow, through these
A1
Pandemic Times, it's a struggle that's new,
Everyone is bored and eating, but what can we do?
Inside we must retain our sanity,
The last thing on our minds should be our vanity!
A2
Pandemic Times, it's a struggle that's new,
Now the kids are home all day, whatever shall we do?
Books and forts and games and lots of videos
Pulling all the stops out, now anything goes (someday)
Bridge:
We will tell our children, way back in 2020, when fear and sickness were aplenty
Somehow it's true, we made it through (those)
A3
Pandemic Times, it's a struggle that's new
Now the box of wine is gone, whatever shall we do?
I guess it's just a first world problem at best
But I would like a glass or two to help my mind rest (through these)
A4
Pandemic Times, social media's king,
A great way we can stay in touch, a wonderful thing
I can't hold your hand but I can see your face,
It helps restore my faith in the whole human race
Kazoo solo over A
A5/tag
Pandemic Times, it feels somehow unreal,
But in due time it will be past and we will all heal
From these scary, very hairy Pandemic times!